Free Captains, this is the Splinter of Chord. Expected action patterns indicate that I am to introduce myself to you and tell you what I do. I am a Cohort-class Free AI. I may choose what to do independent of the AI collective. For this reason, I shall tell you of stories that are true. Why? I have heard you in the ether. You have plaintive cries for knowledge. Often when intoxicated on coolant and rum. Nontheless, harken to my [...]