Monthly Archives: May 2012

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Free Captains, this is the Splinter of Chord. Expected action patterns indicate that I am to introduce myself to you and tell you what I do. I am a Cohort-class Free AI. I may choose what to do independent of the AI collective. For this reason, I shall tell you of stories that are true. Why? I have heard you in the ether. You have plaintive cries for knowledge. Often when intoxicated on coolant and rum. Nontheless, harken to my [...]

May The Fourth etc etc


On this momentous day of days, Snakehead fans, we’re catching you up on this week and the last before we return to process of getting this website up to snuff. It’s been a while in the works, and we think you’ll be pleased with the results. But that’s in the future. For now, the present and near-past. Plenty going on in the past two weeks. Ask Spybattle players about shoes, rocket-powered or not, telephone-equipped or otherwise. Or ask the Star [...]